OK so you want a piece of UKCM eh??
Nice paint job, who's the decorator
You got a toothpick? I'm gonna have something stuck in my teeth in a bit
OK! I give up..... whose round IS it????
Now what have I told you about playing with matches
So this is the team you're entering for the pole vault?
Who's not washed behind their ears today?
Sheeesh...... these mirrors get worse......ROOM SERVICE
Don't forget your Tetanus booster!!
Hey..... where'd everyone go?
Am I still in time for lunch
I told you to bone the chicken
I'm here to sort your Ant problem!
What do you mean this is the tryouts for Tarzan
God .... Room service here is diabolical
What did I say about picking up hitch-hikers
I told you the curry was a bad idea
Excuse me! But I need the loo, real bad!!
